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I really fucking hate them and how horny they all are. I haven't met a single superhero that didn't try to rape me or somehow get in my pants, even though I keep telling everyone I'm straight.

I mean, everyone already wants to get in my pants. I guess that comes with being the hero of the sky, or whatever, but seriously, what the fuck.

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My name is Link, just Link, not Zelda, not "that kid in the gay green dress," just Link. When the superheroes came from the future to Skyloft, I was really hoping for a battle because it was super boring and Zelda is probably lesbian, because she clearly not attracted to me, and I found her making out with Peatrice behind the Plaza. She made me swear afterward that "I saw nothing".

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Anyway, instead of an epic battle or an epic bunch of bros, I got even more gay men trying to chase me. As if Ghiriham wasn't enough!

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So this morning, I woke up in my bed in Skyloft, and wouldn't you know, it was Tony Stark, butt naked, sipping on a margarita, and looking through what looked like a gay porn magazine. Well, my ass does look pretty fine in the tights, now that I think of it. I slipped on my boots and glanced down at Tony's junk.


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